Hundreds of the freshest insults sure to give you an advantage in any situation!** News Update **All comebacks accused of being written by 3-year-olds have been replaced with tons of fresh, 5-star, amazing, witty insults that are sure to have you rolling on the floor with laughter! You’ll need to see them to believe how much they make you laugh!“I wouldn't Pee in Your Ear if your Brain was on Fire!” Have you ever been so angry that you just couldn't find the right words? Never again! Now you’ve got hundreds of hilarious insults, put-downs, and zingers right at your fingertips.“You’re about as useful as a windshield wiper on a goat’s butt.” Keep this book handy, someday you’ll be glad you have it.“Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you just be yourself.” Pick any of the many jaw-dropping insults then laugh at the look on your adversary’s face when you whip one out and use it on them. You’ll leave no doubt in their mind that you are a master of sarcastic insults!ADDED BONUS: In addition to the fresh and hilarious insults in this book, you’ll also find great sarcastic observations about life hidden inside this book’s pages, like…“I think the reason so many people have smart phones is because opposites attract!” You’re no idiot, so you need this book to start your new life as the master of sarcastic insults and put-downs!“Hey! Who left the Idiot Box open? Now they're everywhere!” Read more

All the latest and greatest pranks and gags in one easy place.Holy Cow! Hundreds of hilarious pranks that are really quick and easy to pull off.Become a “Master Prankster” with this giant collection of great pranks and practical jokes. Each gag in this master-collection is ready to be played on co-workers, friends, or family in a few short minutes (or less). You’ll be amazed at how fast you can gain reverence and appreciation from your friends, family, and coworkers for the tons of mischievous tricks you keep up your sleeve. You’ll enjoy every page of this book while you lightheartedly increase the anxiety-level in your office, home, or school.Instantly turns any day into “April Fool’s Day”.The quick and easy-to-set-up pranks and tricks in this book will provide you with endless, devilishly fun, practical jokes and japes to play on the most “deserving” people you know. Why wait for April Fools’ Day?Go Viral!The pranks in this book are also chosen for their ability to “go viral” on YouTube, Vine, or any social media outlet. Be sure to keep your smart device recording while you play out your practical jokes, so you can have great video to share (with your victim’s permission, of course).Let the shenanigans begin! Get this book today and start showing off how formidable and clever your “Pranking” abilities really are. Read more

From beloved comedian and #1 New York Times bestselling author Kevin Hart comes an irreverent but inspirational take on what happens when you’re gripping the steering wheel of your life so tight that you’re about to run the whole thing off the road—and how to change into a happier gear.Join Kevin Hart as he identifies and battles one of the biggest obstacles to happiness—what he calls the Control Monster. This fearsome beast loves telling others what to do so that you feel safe and they feel miserable. Other times, the need to stay in control means hiding, avoiding everyone and everything that makes you uncomfortable. This means avoiding love and success too.Kevin looks at how control issues have shown up in his own life and how they might show up in yours. This masterclass homes in on why micromanaging your life and other people can lead to toxic relationships, stress, failure, and just generally being annoying to be around. He shares the secrets to getting your Control Monster under control and learning the life-saving power of trust. Read more

Having a massive crush on your straight roommate is the definition of bad life choices.But here I am, hopelessly falling for Derek Garner, my best friend, and the one guy I shouldn’t want but can’t stop thinking about.It’s not just his stupidly perfect smile or the way his laugh makes my chest ache. It’s how he’s always there when I need him, how he somehow became the most important person in my life. And yeah, it’s killing me.He’ll never see me that way, and I’d never risk screwing up the one good thing we’ve got.At least, that’s what I thought . . . until the party.There was a dare. We kissed.And now, everything’s different.Hidden Feelings is a short MM story dripping with all the good vibes. A quick read to enjoy during your lunch break. Read more

"A masterly book" —Nassim Nicholas Taleb, author of The Black Swan "A classic" —Simon Kuper, Financial Times An economist explains five laws that confirm our worst fears: stupid people can and do rule the worldThroughout history, a powerful force has hindered the growth of human welfare and happiness. It is more powerful than the Mafia or the military. It has global catastrophic effects and can be found anywhere from the world's most powerful boardrooms to your local bar. It is human stupidity. Carlo M. Cipolla, noted professor of economic history at the UC Berkeley, created this vitally important book in order to detect and neutralize its threat. Both hilarious and dead serious, it will leave you better equipped to confront political realities, unreasonable colleagues, or your next dinner with your in-laws. The Laws: 1. Everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals among us. 2. The probability that a certain person is stupid is independent of any other characteristic of that person. 3. A stupid person is a person who causes losses to another person while deriving no gain and even possibly incurring losses themselves. 4. Non-stupid people always underestimate the damaging power of stupid individuals. 5. A stupid person is the most dangerous type of person. Read more

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'It would be unfair to expect other people to be as remarkable as oneself'Wilde's celebrated witticisms on the dangers of sincerity, duplicitous biographers, the stupidity of the English - and his own genius. One of 46 new books in the bestselling Little Black Classics series, to celebrate the first ever Penguin Classic in 1946. Each book gives readers a taste of the Classics' huge range and diversity, with works from around the world and across the centuries - including fables, decadence, heartbreak, tall tales, satire, ghosts, battles and elephants. Read more

When Hugo Bingham is invited to his friend Freddie's family home, the last thing he expected was to be searching the grounds for a dead body that keeps vanishing. With Gladstone in tow though, whatever situation he finds himself in, he's in safe hands. Read more

Fun time! Looking for funny jokes that will make you laugh every time? You’ve come to the right place. « Funny Jokes » is one of the best compilations of jokes in English that will surely hold your attention. In this book you can find all sorts of jokes that will amuse you and will create a good mood for you. Have fun reading these hilarious jokes! Read more

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This is a compilation of the best 100 jokes I have ever heard or seen which I have collected or memorized over the past 40 years. Read more

Got a sharp tongue and a quick wit? Or just wish you did? The 1000 Greatest Roasts and Burns is your ultimate weapon in the war of words — a savage, hilarious, and expertly crafted collection of comebacks, one-liners, and verbal slaps that’ll leave ‘em speechless (and maybe a little scorched).This isn’t just another joke book. This is a full-on arsenal of the fiercest burns and cleverest insults ever spoken, written, or imagined. Whether you’re roasting your best friend, winning a friendly argument, or just need to keep the group chat spicy, this book brings the fire.Inside, you’ll find:🔥 1000 of the most legendary roasts and clever comebacks🔥 Perfect one-liners for every situation — school, work, parties, online battles🔥 No fluff, no filler — just straight-up savage humorWarning: These burns are not for the faint of heart. Use them wisely, laugh loudly, and always know when to walk away (preferably after dropping the mic).If you’re looking for soft humor and polite chuckles… this ain’t it.If you’re looking to roast like a legend — welcome to the big leagues. Read more

Read about stories behind fascinating sagas, curious incidents, and weird biographies.Here are some of the exciting stories you will find in this book:Fact One: Monsieur MagentoA French performer named Michel Lotito gained massive popularity for his strange diet, including rubber, metals, and other indigestible materials. He consumed an entire Cessna 150 airplane between 1978 to 1980.Fact Two: Tornadoes of FireIn September 1923, a massive earthquake hit Japan, resulting in a fire whirl that roasted more than 38,000 people within 15 minutes. The heat was so intense that it melted tarred roads and caused people to get stuck in the disaster.Fact Three: Italy CastratoBetween 1500 AD and 1700 AD, young males in Italy were forced to undergo painful castration so they would retain their high notes longer into adulthood and have successful careers as opera singers.These and many more are some of the exciting stories covered in the various chapters of this book.Content Warning: This book contains mildly sensitive descriptions of natural disasters, cannibalism, animal cruelty, and discrimination. Readers who are sensitive to these issues should please take note. Thank you. Read more

What if everything you thought you knew was...wrong?In Debunked: Unmasking the Truth Behind Common Myths and Misconceptions, Kris Adkins takes you on a hilariously enlightening tour through the world of widely believed nonsense. With dry wit and a love for inconvenient facts, Adkins tackles 101 persistent myths—from science and history to food, animals, space, and pop culture.Did Napoleon have a height complex? Do goldfish really have a 3-second memory? Can peeing on a jellyfish sting save your life? Spoiler: Nope.Each chapter is packed with myth-busting facts, bite-sized trivia, and sarcastic side-notes that make learning feel like a stand-up show. Whether you're a trivia nerd, a skeptic, or just someone who’s tired of being “that guy” at parties who believed bats are blind, this book is your reality check. Read more

Let mom enjoy the laughs she deserves! With these original new Mom jokes, Mom will be filled with belly laughs and silly grins. This book is packed with clean but truly fun jokes that will make her smile. From family-friendly one-liners to humorous wordplay, Jokes for Moms is the perfect way to show Mom you care.Benefits of reading Jokes for Moms:- Bring endless laughter to Mom's day- Make Mom feel cherished and special- Change Mom's life with a dose of humorWhat's included in Jokes for Moms:- Hundreds of hilarious jokes- Easy-to-read format- Fun illustrationsFor a special gift that will make your mom smile, pick up Jokes for Moms today! Buy now before the price changes! Read more

EllaMy love of weddings started when I was only seven.Since that time, I've been in twenty-three weddings, but my special day seems to be farther and farther away.Now I'm Maid of Honor for my best friend Mallory.The day will be beautiful, I'll make sure of that, and along the way, I get a helper, Mallory's brother McCabe.McCabe has always been in a no-go zone, off-limits, not gonna happen.He's a total flirt. He's a known player. And there's only a broken heart waiting for me on the other side of his emerald-green eyes.But despite his reputation, I'm seeing a different side of him. He's caring and sensitive to my horrible past with men.Is the guy I used to dream about now the one for me, ready to break my streak of never being a bride and make my wedding dreams a reality?We are overjoyed to invite you to the event of the season:She’s found the dress. He’s chosen the perfect ring. The venues are swathed in candles and flowers. Now, all that’s left is for these happy couples to make it down the aisle and say ‘I Do’. But will their weddings end in disaster or wrap up with a happily ever after?Fifteen of your favorite instalove authors have teamed up to bring you Dearly Beloved—let the crazy wedding shenanigans begin! Read more

A florist done with love and a football player off his game—this Valentine’s Day, they’re each other’s wild card.After a disastrous football season, NFL star Joe Matthews retreats to his hometown, Honeysuckle Ridge, West Virginia, looking to escape the spotlight. The last person he expects to run into is Ella Banks—his quiet, quirky high school classmate, now the owner of the town’s charming florist shop. Ella’s sworn off love and sees Valentine’s Day as just good business, but when Joe walks into her shop, old sparks ignite. She’s anti-romance, and he’s scared to put his heart on the line, but sometimes love blooms in the most unexpected places.Wild Card Valentine is a short and sweet holiday treat that’s meant to be read in two hours or less. It has no cliffhangers, a guaranteed HEA, and all the sizzle, but no explicit content. Read more

When I show up for my job interview at Mason Bond's bakery, I feel an immediate attraction to him. He's gorgeous, talented...and a jerk. Despite my extensive culinary training, he refuses to let me bake with him. Not until I've passed his ridiculous tests.But I've got this in the bag. I know baking like the back of my hand.And if there's something else I know, it's that Mason feels the same attraction to me, too.Cookies & Kisses is a sweet and clean romantic comedy short story. It's the prequel to the series Once Upon a RomCom, a collection of fairy tale inspired romantic comedies that are full of swoon but without the spice! Read more

"Loved every bit of it. An absolute essential tool for a screenwriter, professional or beginner. This man is a script genius!" --Alex Sorrels - Assistant Director, Worth Fighting ForWant to learn screenplay format? (Without spending years reading horrible zombie scripts?)Want to ensure your screenplay formatting doesn't look amateurish and terribly out-of-date like an action-movie script from 1986?Do phone calls, montages and flashbacks leave you pulling your "script format" hair out?Fear not, screenwriter!"I found this VERY helpful indeed in demystifying screenplay format." --Lizbeth Hartz - Author, Angel Hero: Murder in HawaiiBecause in...Screenplay Format Made (Stupidly) Easy - Screenplay Writing Made (Stupidly) Easy Book 4 you'll learn in this Screenwriting 101 on format such choice tidbits as:"How to Master Location Headings (Like a Pro)" - The slugline is the basic foundation of all screenwriting format. And yet...so many writers screw it up. Here's what you need to know -- and what you need to avoid."How to Never Screw Up Secondary Shot Headings (Ever Again!)" - Even folks who've been at the screenplay writing game for awhile, forget how to format sub-headings. This chapter will ensure that never happens to you."The Ins and Outs of Screenplay Transitions)" - By the time you read this you'll become a master of CUT TOs, FADE OUTs and DISSOLVE TOs!"The Secrets to Phone Calls, Montages and Flashbacks!" - The bane of all newbie screenwriters...phone calls and flashbacks. We'll show you how to master this prickly element in no time.And unlike that dry, boring screenwriting manual on format collecting dust on your shelf, this book is written by a former screenplay reader and optioned screenwriter, Michael Rogan of ScriptBully magazine, who believes screenplay format should be fun. (Or at least not coma-inducing.)So, DOWNLOAD Screenplay Format Made (Stupidly) Easy - Screenplay Writing Made (Stupidly) Easy Book 4 TODAY... You may not become a script format expert overnight...but you will know how to write a frickin' series of phone call montages. (And that's something, right?)Amazon categories:ReferenceMovies & VideoScreenwritingFilmPerforming ArtsTelevisionVideoEducation & TeachingHumor & EntertainmentWriting, Research & Publishing GuidesDirection & Production Read more

Tina Knowles, a businesswoman, philanthropist, and mother to two of the world's most iconic stars, has led a life marked by resilience, creativity, and determination. In this compelling biography, the facts of her personal and professional journey are explored with authenticity and depth.The writer, ICONIC BOOKS, takes you through Tina’s remarkable rise from humble beginnings to becoming a driving force behind the success of Destiny’s Child, a respected fashion mogul, and a philanthropist who’s made lasting impacts in her community.This biography is grounded in facts, offering an unbiased look at both the personal and professional aspects of Tina Knowles' life. Through a mix of insightful analysis and untold stories, readers gain a complete understanding of her struggles, triumphs, and the lessons she has passed down. Whether you're fascinated by her role in the entertainment industry or curious about her contributions outside of it, this book offers the perfect balance of truth and inspiration. Don't miss the chance to uncover the real story behind the woman who shaped not only her daughters' careers but also the world around her. Read more