★ Buy this as a gag gift for your Dad, as a present for your 'hard to buy for' brother, or to raise a laugh from a teenage boy ★Want to tickle that funny bone while your bum does its business? Need to find a budget-friendly present for holidays, birthdays, and special occasions? Hoping to give out some joy and laughter this year? Alex Smart knows how to turn a normal, boring daily chore into a time filled with chuckles and smiles. Now they are here to offer up hours of bathroom-themed humor.Things To Do While You Poo On The Loo is a cozy collection of jokes and activities ideal for that fun family member or friend. Packed to the brim with engaging entertainment, this tongue-in-cheek book is waiting to stuff that stocking, be a hilarious white elephant, or the most talked-about party giveaway. And any recipient will unwrap loads and loads of light-hearted enjoyment.In Things To Do While You Poo On The Loo, you’ll discover:- The best inexpensive gift for your co-worker, relative, or pal who loves to bust a gut- Amusing fart jokes, bathroom quizzes, and poop facts that will spark explosions of snark- Word games, doodles, puzzles, and cool quizzes you can share with others- Bathroom facts including why passing gas stinks and toilets can explode- High-quality content, contagious hilarity, quotable teasers, and much, much more!Things To Do While You Poo On The Loo is a butt-full of bottomless fun. If you like cheap laughs, pleasing stress relievers, and keeping your hands and mind busy, then you’ll chortle with glee with Alex Smart’s cheeky top-seller.This perfect gag gift will trigger endless giggles. Grab this pocket-sized treasure trove of toilet-centric titters today. Read more

How does a mouse feel after a bath?Squeaky clean!How do you catch a squirrel?Climb a tree and act nuts!What kind of key opens a banana?A monkey!What do you call a train full of chewing gum?A chew-chew train, of course!Here at last: the funny jokes that every six year old needs to know, in the second of the million-selling Awesome Jokes series.It's a power pack of punchlines that’s sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.They’re all in here: more than a hundred classics, twisted originals, and brand awesome jokes. With sixty easy-to-read pages and illustrations throughout for extra guffaws, it's the perfect gift for every joke-loving six year old!Newsflash: Don't miss brand new Crazy Choices for 6 Year Olds from the same author – it's the perfect companion to Awesome Jokes! Read more

A bumper collection of 300 quick crossword puzzles to test your word knowledge and have you reaching for the thesaurus. The puzzles are in a standard 13x13 grid size. How quickly can you solve these?You will find the solutions easily at the back of the book.Keep your mind sharp and improve your word power at the same time. Ideal for whiling away the time while travelling, on holiday or relaxing at home. Read more

Challenge your brain with word puzzlesA super-sized challenge for crossword lovers, selected by the Times2 Crossword Editor John Grimshaw.This Crossword appears weekly in the Saturday edition of The Times. The puzzles offer the same challenge as the Times2 daily crossword but the larger grid packs an extra punch!The clues are also a little more testing than the daily Times2 crossword, to stretch the crossword enthusiast just a bit further, and provide hours of entertainment. Read more

Challenge yourself at home with word and number puzzles80 puzzles from The Times adapting the cryptic puzzle for those with a hectic lifestyle and schedule. Ideal for those starting out with cryptic crosswords, and those who’d like to tackle the main puzzle but feel daunted, or who can perhaps only solve a handful of clues.Appearing Monday to Friday in the puzzle pages of Times2, this crossword has a reduced 13x13 grid size and reduced difficulty too, the intention being to encourage people to take their first steps in tackling cryptic crosswords. And also to cater for those of us who have limited time to devote to our favourite pastime and need a ready-made set of puzzles that is solvable in a short space of time.In addition to the 80 puzzles there is a sample Quick Cryptic followed by a list of answers with detailed explanations of all the clues. All other solutions, should they be needed, are at the back of the book as usual! Read more

Roger’s Profanisaurus has long been one of the most popular sections in Viz Comic. And now, as the magazine celebrates its 45th year disgracing the shelves of shops in Britain and around the world, we’re pushing out our beefiest ever volume of foulage - Roger’s Profanisaurus: Turtleshead Revisited.Each issue of Britain’s funniest* magazine sees readers suggesting more hilarious definitions to add to our potty-mouthed dictionary of rude words, filthy phrases and appalling euphemisms. And now we’ve brought the whole thing together in this tastefully designed 700-page cistern-smasher of a book - Roger’s Profanisaurus: Turtleshead Revisited. (*publisher’s estimate)Containing more words than the whole of the Lord of the Rings trilogy (no, really), Roger’s Profanisaurus : Turtleshead Revisited is a filthy romp through the filthiest (and funniest) sewers of the English language, with each eye-popping definition exhaustively cross-referenced for greater clarity. If you don’t reach for your copy next time you’re applying for a job, writing a wedding speech, or roughing out a police statement, you really will be missing a trick. Read more

Perfect for dads and lovers of cheesy puns and one-liners, this pocket-sized collection offers a year's worth of mirth suitable for all ages There's something very special about dad jokes - they're always enjoyably terrible, sometimes quite witty and occasionally downright hilarious. So if you're a dad looking to add to your collection of funnies, or you'd like to beat your old man at his own game, this is the book for you. Packed into these pages are pithy wisecracks, comically cringeworthy puns, silly one-liners and enough other types of joke to last an entire year. Among the hundreds of groan-worthy gags you'll find gems like:- How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles. - Why are balloons so expensive? Inflation. - What do you call an elephant who doesn't matter? Irrelephant. - How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it. - Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents. Unapologetically themselves, just like dads, these are jokes to inflict with glee on all the family. Read more

'MAGIC' JO BRAND'HAPPIFYING' STEPHEN FRY'SUSIE DENT IS A NATIONAL TREASURE' RICHARD OSMANWhether it's the distress of a bad haircut (AGE-OTORI) or longing for the food someone else is eating (GROAKING), the pleasure found in other people's happiness (CONFELICITY) or the shock of jumping into icy water (CURGLAFF), there are real words to pinpoint exactly how you feel and Susie Dent, Queen of Countdown's Dictionary Corner and lexicographer extraordinaire, is going to help you find them. Here are 1001 terms everyone needs, whether it's the best kind of hug (CWTCH), the relief found in swearing (LALOCHEZIA), or the ability to endure till the end (PERTOLERANCE). It's time to rediscover the lost positives of language (and be more GORM); find out how a stork gave us the word for the love between parent and child, and who the first MAVERICK was. Packed with unexpected stories and unforgettable words, on a mission to describe the indescribable, this life-enhancing book will deepen your vocabulary as much as it extends it. Welcome to the first truly human dictionary, as idiosyncratic and unusual as you are. Read more

Challenge your brain with word puzzlesA super-sized challenge for crossword lovers, selected by the Times2 Crossword Editor John Grimshaw.This Crossword appears weekly in the Saturday edition of The Times. The puzzles offer the same challenge as the Times2 daily crossword but the larger grid packs an extra punch!The clues are also a little more testing than the daily Times2 crossword, to stretch the crossword enthusiast just a bit further, and provide hours of entertainment. Read more

Note - Based on feedback we have updated both the Arrowwords so that all the words intersect, and the Kriss Kross puzzles to show the letter counts. We have also replaced the crossword puzzles to fix some mistakes in the clue word lengths. This Variety Puzzle Book is a fun way for teens, adults or seniors to sharpen their minds and test their General Knowledge Skills. Including 104 Assorted Puzzles to keep you entertained for hours.16 x Arrowwords Puzzles18 x Kriss Kross Puzzles18 x Crosswords16 x Soduku Puzzles ( Easy to Hard )18 x Nonogram Puzzles (also known as Hanjie, Griddlers, Picross)18 x Word SearchThis is the UK English Spelling version.Additional Features:Suitable for all Levels: Beginner to ExpertDetailed instructions on how to solve the puzzlesPerfectly Sized - 7" x 10"Solutions Can be Found at the Back of the BookPremium Matte Color CoverPuzzle King Publishing: Puzzle Books for Everyone! Read more

What do you call a puppy in the rain?A soggy doggy!Why do giraffes have long necks?Because they have smelly feet!Which snack always make you jump?POP-corn!What did the wolf say when he met the little pig?Very pleased to EAT you!Here at last: the funny jokes that every five year old needs to know, in the first of the million-selling Awesome Jokes series. It's a power pack of punchlines that’s sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.They’re all in here: more than a hundred classics, twisted originals, and brand new awesome jokes. With sixty easy-to-read pages and illustrations throughout for extra guffaws, it's the perfect gift for every joke-loving five year old!Here's something else to smile about: all profits from this book go to children's charities including Chances for Children and Demelza Hospice Care for Children. Read more

Reach for your trusty pen or pencil and tackle this bumper collection of word challenges at your leisure. Arranged in themes, they will provide a mental workout and relaxation therapy at the same time. How quickly can you find the words in the grid?Relax and give your brain a workout. Ideal for whiling away your time while travelling, on holiday or relaxing at home.You will find the solutions at the back of the book. Read more

Which dog always wins the race?The one with the comfortable lead!How do angry people tie their shoes?With a crossbow!What's big, purple and smells horrible?A monster's bottom!What's the best way to buy wallpaper online?Just cut and paste!Here at last: the funny jokes that every nine year old needs to know, in the fifth book of the million-selling Awesome Jokes series.It's a power pack of punchlines that’s sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.They’re all in here: the classics, twisted originals, and brand new awesome jokes. It's easy to read with illustrations throughout for extra guffaws, making this a book that kids will love from the very first page.Give that nine year old the chance to be top dog with the smartest gags around!Newsflash: Don't miss brand new Crazy Choices for 9 Year Olds from the same author – it's the perfect companion to Awesome Jokes!PS An early edition of this book included a joke that one or two parents considered too rude (see the review if you're curious - photo only visible on Amazon US). You may or may not agree. But since it caused offence, it's now been replaced with a couple of squeaky clean humdingers! Read more

The ultimate collection of Funny Insults & Putdowns – A Must-Have for Anyone Who Loves a Good Roast!Looking for the perfect witty comeback? Need a clever insult to shut down a friend in a hilarious way? This book is packed with the funniest, most creative insults and putdowns to keep you laughing and ready for any playful banter. Whether you're looking for a snarky remark, a sharp one-liner, or a classic roast, this collection has it all.Inside, you’ll find:✔ Hilarious insults for every situation✔ Witty comebacks that will leave them speechless✔ Clever wordplay and laugh-out-loud putdowns✔ Lighthearted insults to use with friends, family whilst texting online and anywhere .Perfect for comedians, jokers, and anyone who loves a good laugh, this book is pure fun! Use it to spice up conversations, entertain friends, or just enjoy some clever humour. It’s the ultimate gift for anyone who enjoys a good roast. Read more

What does a hurricane do in the morning?Puts on his windsocks!How do artists protect their castle?With a drawbridge!Doctor, Doctor! I think I'm turning invisible!I'm sorry. I can't see you today.Why do potatoes make the best teachers?Because they have eyes in the back of their heads!Here at last: the funny jokes that every seven year old needs to know, in the third book of the million-selling Awesome Jokes series.It's a power pack of punchlines that’s sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.They’re all in here: the classics, twisted originals, and brand new awesome jokes. It's easy to read with illustrations throughout for extra guffaws, making this a book that kids will love from the very first page.Give that seven year old the chance to be top dog with the smartest gags around!Newsflash: Don't miss brand new Crazy Choices for 7 Year Olds from the same author – it's the perfect companion to Awesome Jokes! Read more

Give your brain a workout with these popular puzzles.A cracking collection of the unique two-speed crossword puzzle from The Sun. With 160 puzzles both with quick and cryptic style clues for the same puzzle, you have all you need for a word workout with this fantastic puzzle.The two-speed crossword puzzles appear daily in The Sun, Britain’s bestselling daily newspaper.Providing a unique challenge amongst crosswords, each puzzle has a set of cryptic and coffee-time, quick definition-style clues, so that you can choose either to take your time, or to head for the speedy conclusion, with both sets of clues leading to the same answer.These crosswords do not rely on topical knowledge and can be enjoyed at any time, any place. This collection of 160 crosswords will appeal to anyone seeking a fun and informative break from daily life. Read more

Challenge your general knowledgeA jumbo crossword puzzle and general knowledge workout to test and stimulate the brain cells with 50 large grid puzzles from The Sunday Times.These puzzles use the 23 x 23 jumbo-size grid, and appeared in the pages of the Sunday Times, they offer an entertaining and stimulating challenge to all crossword lovers and anyone interested in quizzes, trivia and testing their all-round knowledge.Contains more general knowledge clues then the standard Times Jumbo crossword, for example names of famous people, titles of songs, books, films, plays, operas, musicals and TV shows; places and sights, quotations – questions with one or more words in a quote to identify as the answer. Read more

They're all here in this classic collection of the most hilarious one-liners on planet Earth! This eye-watering compilation has been carefully selected to get your giggle glands going and is guaranteed to give you hours of laughter and enjoyment. Each of the 1001 gags has been placed into its own category such as Addictions, Religion and Sex so you can find a joke easily on any number of topics. A wise sage once said, "Laughter is, and will always be, the best form of therapy" so go on, cheer yourself up with this fabulous collection of mirth and merriment.Check out the reviews below:◆ “I got this as part of a birthday gift for my aunt and uncle who are cooped up with the shelter-in-place for COVID-19 and they really enjoyed it; said the jokes are funny and good for sharing!” ★★★★★◆ “If your mornings are feeling a bit "Groundhog Day" at the moment, I prescribe this gem of a book and some decent coffee. Made me feel better, instantly. The only problem is how to stop reading...a real chortle fest, even had my notoriously grumpy husband chuckling over his bacon sandwich, no mean feat” ★★★★★◆ “Great book for cheering oneself & others up. The majority of the jokes are short or one liners so the laughs come thick & fast, great for parties & other celebrations, wouldn’t be without it” ★★★★★◆ “Absolutely loved this. It was really FUNNY!!” ★★★★★◆ “Great resource for best man speeches” ★★★★★◆ “Just what I needed a book of jokes to cheer me up with all the world events going on. Lovely to enjoy some short jokes ... hours of laughs in many different categories” ★★★★★Join in the fun and press the BUY NOW button! Read more

1-2-3 let us Step into a time machine and let the nostalgia sweep you away with this captivating retro-themed word search book. Get ready to embark on a delightful journey through the fabulous 50s, 60s, 70s, and 80s as you search for hidden words that celebrate the essence of those iconic eras.Benefits of this book include:Exercising your brain and improving focusReleasing stress and re-igniting your memoryDelightfully celebrating the 50s, 60s, 70s and 80sWhat´s inside this treasure trove of word search puzzles:🕺 101 Large Print word search puzzles that will keep you entertained for hours.🌟 Clear solutions at the end of the book, so you never have to worry about getting stuck.📚 Engaging puzzle topics, including movies, famous authors, beloved toys, TV shows that defined an era, classic cars, influential politicians, legendary musicians and actors and much, much more.🔍 Easy-to-read, Large Print that makes circling or highlighting a breeze.💫 Inspirational quotes sprinkled throughout the book to uplift your spirits and add a touch of magic to your journey.Whether you're sipping your morning coffee, lounging on the beach, or simply unwinding after a long day, this book is the perfect companion. As you search for the hidden words, you'll exercise your brain, improve your focus, and ignite your memory.But it's not all about mental exercise; this word search book is also a delightful stress-reliever. Let your mind wander through the cherished memories of the past as you relive the fashion, culture, music, movies, TV shows, famous personalities, toys, cars, slang, brands, and food that defined each decade.Take a break from the present and lose yourself in the captivating puzzles that celebrate the golden age of the 50s, 60s, 70s, and 80s.Are you ready to immerse yourself in a delightful journey down memory lane? Then, grab your favorite pen and get ready to dive into the enchanting world of Retro Word Search puzzles. Order your copy now and let the fun begin! Read more

Give your brain a workout with these popular puzzlesA cracking collection of the unique two-speed crossword puzzle from The Sun. With 160 puzzles both with quick and cryptic style clues for the same puzzle, you have all you need for a word workout with this fantastic puzzle.The two-speed crossword puzzles appear daily in The Sun, Britain’s bestselling daily newspaper.Providing a unique challenge amongst crosswords, each puzzle has a set of cryptic and coffee-time, quick definition-style clues, so that you can choose either to take your time, or to head for the speedy conclusion, with both sets of clues leading to the same answer.These crosswords do not rely on topical knowledge and can be enjoyed at any time, any place. This collection of 160 crosswords will appeal to anyone seeking a fun and informative break from daily life. Read more